Nathan, Jee, Nakomis, James and Amy must be included in this short story said Meow mix, I told her OHYEAH? How about I create a loophole and tell you about a story how I have to beat this final 5 which included Nathan, Jee, Nakomis, James and Amy. I have to beat these fuckers in this veto said Nathan. He is talking in 3rd person and 4th person and he is drunk. He then asked to himself, where is the fucking word count on this fucking god damn Microsoft word? I WASL LIKE FUCK U WORD.
Then he went to Jee and was like I WON VETO bITCH. He rambled off about some other stuff, said the Narrator.
After all this, Nathan preceded to ramble on about his evicted houseguests during the veto competition because he had to. Does that make sense? Yelled someone from the living room randomly.
Narrator pops in. fuck this oh wait I forgot to tell you what Nathan said about this houseguest. Here is what he said…..
Erika – she has a nice face… she’s a horse face
Rachel – wait Rachel is a horse face, but she licks my bum
Michelle – she has too much make up – she is underage just my liking
Holly – she is a doll --- she is a manican
Jean – season 1 famous --- season 1 asshole
Chicken – he is sexy --- he like chicken shit
Will – he is a carrot ---- he is inactive
Kaysar – he is a nice man --- he is a bum
David – he looks nice---- he has sqaids
Drew – He is attractive ---- he won big brother skank season
Justin – reminds me of idol --- he reminds me of Canadians
Roddy – he looks good in carrots =--- he is Candace
Janelle – she’s fun --- -she’s annoying
Danielle – she got 2nd place in her season ---- she’s got a big bum
Sarah – I love her <3 -------- she’s Canadian sorry
After he told this about his evicted houseguests he wondered if he had 500 words yet? No? OHYEAH WELL FUCK U HE SAID TO MEOW MIX.
FLASH BACKWARDS to 15 minutes ago said the narrator. Nathan was about to do veto when Meow said>
"Meow" (4:54:02 PM): 1. Create an acrostic poem about each member of housecalls. Must include: Joe, Nick, Sheila, Alex, Jessica, Ryan, and Natalie.
2. Change your avatar to one of the five original Power Rangers. You cannot use one that's already taken.
3. Draw the current final five, plus everyone in the jury - Sarah, Danielle, Janelle, and Erika.
4. Make a list from 1-20 of the worst Big Brother players in the show's history. Give reasons why.
5. Write a short story that is at least 500 words about the current final five. Nathan, Jee, Nakomis, James and Amy must be included.
6. Complete this simple puzzle:
two.flash-gear.com/npuz/puz.php?c=v&id=2669465&k=307369667. Get in a chat with at least 15 people. Say your houseguest's name in size 36 font and take a screenshot. It doesn't matter who is in the chat. It can be 14 of your linked names, friends, nobodies, whatever.
8. Create a thread in your diary room titled "Why I Should Win" and post 50 reasons in individual posts why you should win this game.
9. Make a list of each eliminated player from Rachel -> Erika and write the first nice thing you can think about them, then the first bad thing you can think about them.
10. IM Jen (meowhollyking) and tell her why she's amazing. Use at least 50 words and screenshot for proof.
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Meow mix replied, yes Nathan its 500 words. You win veto.
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