URTV Fan Club

[KC]

Bada bada bada ba

Pirate's booty, pirate's booty

[Shaggy]

lol, cool idea with the 5 digit numbers

looks like a fun game, hopefully it'll get a good cast as well. zoinks!

[KC]

JINKIES

[Nick]

FUCK YOU.

[KC]

The hell did that reaction come from?

[Nick]

my fingasss

[KC]

Your fine ass?

[Shaggy]

i tapped that

[Shaggy]

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[Shaggy]

oh hot skin ty

[KC]

Hi Kevin

[Kev-O]

Hello. =D Sorry for teasing you with my application, but I'm not as ready to jump into this game as I thought I was.
I would like to watch this season first [ FROM START TO FINISH THIS TIME ] and maybe I will try again next year.

[Kev-O]

For kicks I wrote a Diary Room after I sent my application. Its useless now but I thought to share it.

• Greetings. I salute thy host and co-hosts. Welcome to the chamber of James Whine. =D
  
• Firstly, shall I introduce myself? My name is Kevin, I'm 23 years old, and Im from Calinfornia. I joined URTV1 and URTV2 as Kaysar and James respectfully. In URTV1 I was a bit of a risktaker. I made alliances, but I often broke them if I sensed no progress. My game was cut short when I "Dustin"ed myself out by volunteering to be put up as a pawn. The allies I trusted most turned the tables against me and ended up getting people to keep me against Jase. Jase was quite possibly the worst human being I have ever ran into, both in the real live world or over the internet. But I certainly learned from this fellow. You see, Jase was so hated that you just had to keep him around. Why vote out someone that has nobody in the game and could potentially go after the people who put him the block instead? The nice guys usually end up on top and the bad guys usually get beaten. Usually. I was looking to stop this trend! So I decided to hop along onto URTV2 as a "bad guy". My turn received very much criticism from some of my former URTV1 peers. My game consisted of making alliances to break them, sniffing out other alliances and confront what I discover on the board, publicly interrogating people, telling everyone exactly who I will nominate and replace if I win HOH the next week, and having no problem insulting people I dont....enjoy having around. My reputation was built upon being a jerk, but people sought many opportunities with that exterior. You see you must remember, I was very controversial in URTV2 for my attitude. I never once lied the whole game. Everything I said I would do, I did. I took advantage of this. You have the biggest jerk in the game who, at the same time, is the most trustworthy. People saw this as a great opportunity to form secret alliances with me. I ended up being aligned with half the house. But, a series of twists ended up pairing me up against the house's #1 target in a couples twist, sending both her and myself out the front door never to be heard from again. This was the last game I ever played. I became too busy with reality to continue on with these games, as fun as they may be. Since it has been a year and a half since my last game and life starting to settle down, I decided that I will be gracing the new URTV this season.
  
• Over this time, you could say a lot has changed about me. I've aged from 21 to 23. I am no longer living in Sacramento. I don't work behind a counter anymore. I've cut my hippy hair. I'm not the same on the exterior, but I am still the Kevin you have gotten to know and hate. I'm still the Kevin that will be as real as real can be. I'm still the Kevin that will call out the Princesses, Royal Bitches, Mommas, Big Gay Joshs, and LBA Reunion Tours whenever they try to pull the wool skull hat over everyones eyes. Not being here for a year and a half, I can see that I missed a lot! I missed five seasons of new people, drama, hate, love, strategizing, dumb moves, and master minds! Thats a lot to catch up on and me being out of the loop and not being use to the new format since URTV2 could give me a substantial disadvantage.
  
• But I will still attempt to give out a "Look Out" list. Do half of these people even still play anymore?
  
  James Whines "Keeping the Look Out" List
  
  
• 1. LBA Reunion Tour
  These are the brat pack, bubblegum pop listening Britney lovers and the original threat alliance of URTV. This Breakfast Club contained our favorite Town Idiot PRINCESS!/Eric as well as The Level Headed One Nick/Will; The Robbed One Carol/Jen; and the Awkward One Ivette/Allison. Now if these four people are in this game, the tour will Rock On as soon as I figure out who they are.
  
  
• 2. Grandma Holly/Momma Lisa
  My favorite person in the whole wide world!!! This crazy, crazy lady always made the effort to get under my skin. Id give her credit for being one of the few people who could credibly stand up against me, but it cost her the game in the long-run. Or should I see short-run? I also think she is a stalker. She testified to have drove to the store I use to work out and watched me. Comforting? I thought so too heh.
  
  
• 3. Brittidee
  The love of my life and the Queen of URTV2. Through thick and thin, this girl was the only one who stuck with me until I left. Shes very sweet and very trusting. I may just have to do a back flip if she is playing; it would be fabulous.
  
  
• 4. Parker the Henchman & his pet wall, Amanda
  This rat completely ruined both my chances and his chances of dominating URTV2. I had a secret alliance of five with him, but he suddenly stopped trusting me spilled the entire thing to Dustin. He was annoying, untrustworthy, and had no game other than spamming the Hot Tub and attempting to [ and fail at ] argue with me. We also his pet wall Amanda who repeated everything that was said and either replied with "thats stupid", "your lying", or "your dumb". If you argue back with her she does the same exact thing.
  
  
• 5. Michael the Mastermind & his e-sex puppet Bree
  Mikey and I had a pretty unsteady relationship. In URTV1 he threw me under the bus to get me evicted against Jase. In URTV2, I made an alliance with him for the purpose of breaking it up and sending him home. When I was nominated against him he was quite possibly the easiest person to debate against ever. I think Mikey is a great gamer and he is a huuuuuuuge challenge threat. But this poor guy can't talk himself out of jury duty. So if he is around, I want to keep him around and argue with him as much as I can to build my credentials up and make myself look good. Oh and he also has an e-girlfriend Bree. She sucks.
  
  
• 6. Jessica the Frontdoorer
  In URTV2 I think Jessica had a great thing going. Her speciality was forming fake arguments and using acting to make her look like she hated people who were being targeted. It worked really well, she was fantastic at doing it and was someone I wanted to be with me. But this clutz wins HOH and throws it all away. She puts up Parker/Amanda as planned since they back stabbed our alliance. But, she decides after Amanda wins POV [ Whom she threw it too in the most obvious throw ever ] to attempt to back stab me. Silly silly girl. She didn't have the votes and her ally was successful FRONTdoored!! Coincidentally we were paired up in the couples twist the next week and we left together. Bygones are with her, we apologized to each other and said it was just a game. But if she is in this game, I likely will not trust her.
  
  
• 7. Chris the fake Gay Guy
  You may find this hard to believe but Chris and I are actually pretty good friends. I've known him for around 3 years where I met him on a sports forum. Chris get me to join URTV1 and to my surprise, he was playing gay houseguest Joe. Chris is one of those guys that brags about all the girls he sleeps with and parties on pretty much a daily basis. For him to be playing a gay guy was pretty surprising. He did the same thing in URTV2 too. He acted really gay on the boards and always was very shady around me. Chris is like this whole different guy when he plays big brother games, but outside the game we talk as normal without mentioning them once. I don't think hes playing this but I would like to play a game with him where we stay allied I just cant see it happening.
  
  
• 8. Jase the Racist Pig
  Just as I said before, this guy is the scum of human beings. If he is in this game I will be sure expose his antics. Nobody likes a racist or a homophobe around unless they are one themselves. If I can get him to outburst early, others will target him.
  
  
• 9. Janelle the Transexual Psycho
  Janelle [ Not Brittidee ] was an attention whoring psycho who was really a man. Janelles strategy was to fight with people for no purpose or logic. She just did it cause she was a wannabee Head Bitch in Charge. If I see her around, I'll be sure to use her outbursts against her. I would like to strike a chord and make her look bad nice and early. Ill get the popcorn ready as we see her downfall.
  
  
• For now this is all I can think of. I believe there are more but its been a while. I cannot wait to begin this season! =)
  

[KC]

Be nice to Jenna

[Kev-O]

Who?