Like a Fine Rhine (Confessionals in Rhyme)

[James Rhine]

Well Jordan's gone,
it didn't take long
for people to evict her.
She was a threat,
and you can bet,
That nobody's going to miss her.

The HOH of Week Five
is Janelle, so I'm still alive!
I was so close though, I could taste it!
And you can bet, I wouldn't waste it.

The eliminations were well thought out
Kaysar tossing Will was strategic no doubt.
And Jee getting rid of "inactive" Danielle
was to try to get on our good sides, you could tell.

I'm expecting to see George go up with Drew
Janelle was close with Holly, what else would she do?
Maybe go for Kaysar? Or Erika? or Jee?
Any of those people would be wonderful with me.

[James Rhine]

It sucks that I'm on the block,
for that, Nate can suck my @#$!
I should also clean his clock!
and steal his ipod dock.

[James Rhine]

A lot has happened since I last wrote,
Sarah and Nakomis were on a boat!
Justin lied and David went berserk
Spouting off and acting like a jerk.
But I can't blame him for feeling that way
I'd have done the same if it were me that day.

And I won HOH, I was so psyched!
It really means that I'm well liked.
Cause it was an auction, not a regular contest
and it was me vs. Jee, I should have guessed.

But in the end, it was Drew who did leave!
And about that, noone did grieve.
The lying bastard got what he deserved,
As justice was finally served!

Now my carrot friend is in command
Of the people here in URTV Land
What will happen, only Roddy knows...
But I'm hoping that Justin is the one that goes.

[James Rhine]

Eleven of us remain, but soon it will be ten.
Another eviction will either send
Danielle or Justin to their end.

And now a word about them all
Before we all begin to fall
One by one until two remain
in the end to claim the game.

Amy, our resident head of cheese
too bad I'm taken or she'd be my main squeeze.
We're part of the same alliance group
So we try to keep her in the loop.

Then there's Danielle, who's never around
That could be her strategy, but I have found
that people do want to see her leave
To them inactivity is a big pet peeve.

This brings us to Erika, that super hot bitch
Who was clever enough to make the switch
from Justin and Jee and over to me
Cause I promised her immunity.

Next is Janelle, another big threat
But with her in charge, I wouldn't fret.
Because she and I are really close,
One of the people I like the most.

Jee, oh gee, where to begin.
At the start, my patience for him was quite thin.
But it has since changed, as we've become friends
Well maybe not friends, but we did make amends.

Justin, dear Justin, another contender
some call him a liar, some a pretender
Either way, he can't be trusted
Since this guy has been busted.

Nakomis, I know people want you out.
You are threat to win, there is no doubt.
But for now we are good, both you and I
And you know me, I wouldn't lie.

But Nathan would have to be the shadiest of all
Plus he's a threat, he just goes balls to the wall
Most all of the time, he just seems to climb
A better social/physical combo you won't find.

Then we have Hot Rod, the carrot man!
One of my friends from the Yellow Bedroom clan
Though I might have to leave him for those who are stronger
Cause I feel he won't be around for much longer.

Last but not least is Sarah, my friend,
My first alliance mate, maybe til the end.
But I can't say for sure, I must make that admission
Though I think I've gotten myself in a good position.

I'd love to win HOH next week
If that happened, I'd surely freak
I'd have made jury, and that was a goal.
Although I'd rather win the game as a whole.

One step at a time, there's no need to rush
It's like learning to fly, or falling in love...
I'm just kidding about those last remarks
Those are lyrics by Jordin Sparks!

The song came into my head,
what can you do?
I'll stop writing in rhyme now
It's long overdue.

[James Rhine]

HOH win number two!
Oh yes! And a Woo hoo hoo!
I want to talk to every houseguest
to see what move may just be best.

[James Rhine]

Wanna hear something neat-o?
This week I play for veto!
And think that I've figured it out.
OTEV spelled backwards is VETO
so everyone else take your seat-o
Cause I'm winning this one, no doubt.

Jee said I'm safe and wants Danielle gone
But I'll try to win it, don't wanna be a pawn
Because to go out now would be bad.
I'm sort of aligned with all who remain
including Nathan who's been my biggest pain
So to make final 7 would be rad.

[James Rhine]

hahaha and lol
I was wrong in my prediction, what the hell...
OTEV is the guy with the big booming voice
Giving us a riddle and having us make a choice.
I should have remembered this competition
Bringing voodoo dolls to a statue was the mission.

[James Rhine]

Almost down to the final five,
and I'm surprised to still be alive.
Although I've made some mistakes
I've been catching a lot of breaks.

Nathan trusts me for some reason,
A result I've been trying for all season
But the next chance I get he's got to leave,
'Cause he's always got something up his sleeve.

Nakomis was angry with me, now she's not
But I don't think she trusts me since I've been caught
Trying to evict her with my last head of household
Will be interesting to see how the rest of the game will unfold.

I felt bad for sending Sarah out the door
It's obvious she doesn't like me anymore.
But it's what had to be done, I'm pretty sure
With her I think Nathan felt secure.

So I saved Jee when I had to break that tie
And with that Sarah had to say good-bye.
Jee and I will now work together
to make our futures in this game much better.

Now Erika or Amy will be leaving soon
Leaving four to battle for power
I would love to be the one immune
And above all others I would tower!

[James Rhine]

Final four has begun
and Nathan's game is now done.
A joyous occasion, that's for sure
watching that douche walk out the door.

Nakomis is the HOH of new
The 2nd best thing that could have happened too.
Both Amy and Jee would help me stay
if I'm up on the block at the end of the day.

So looking ahead to final three
I'd like to try to take Amy with me.
She'd be easy to beat in competition
and that'd put me in a good position.

[James Rhine]

This could be the last rhyme from me...
Cause I didn't win HOH's Part 3.
And Nakomis did, and it's her time to choose
Which of us advances, and which will lose.

Of course I want to stick around
I'll drive the jury into the ground
and steal their votes and then the win
Cause I'm James Rhine, URTV King!