Like a Fine Rhine (Confessionals in Rhyme)

[James Rhine]

URTV season eight!
And I can tell, it's gonna be great.
I get to play as badass James
Kicking ass and taking names!

While waiting for it all to begin,
I find myself wearing this grin,
Cause I can start thinking of a plan
To get myself as far as I can.

I've already talked to a few new peeps,
Nothing major, no huge leaps.
But I've opened the lines of communication
With a polite and simple salutation.

Nakomis, Justin, Kaysar and Drew
Are some of those peeps, to name a few.
And also Michelle, let's not forget her
Maybe somehow we can all work together.

But for now I shall sit, patiently
And play the game of wait and see
So to not get caught early like a buffoon
And get tossed out the door way too soon!

And in case you were wondering,
I don't plan on blundering,
By making stupid mistakes.
When I feel one coming on, I'll quickly hit the brakes!

So wish me luck, we're about to get started
I'm so excited, I think I just farted!
James Rhine is poised to take control
So bring it on! Let's rock and roll!

[Natalie]

coolest confessional evar!

[Nick]

Niiice, you should be a rapper lolzies.

[James Rhine]

thanks a bunch and a half
lovely HouseCalls Staff!

[James Rhine]

"Let the games begin!" shouted KC,
and all of these people were talking to me
With their "hi's" and their "hey's" and their good luck wishes
Such a small pond and so many fishes.

So many voices, and so many choices
and now I'm in an alliance!
It just happened like that, right off the bat
it didn't take rocket science.

This person was Sarah, my BB6 flame
I hope that this won't be bad for my game.
People may suspect it, but people may not
We're certainly not going to try to get caught.

Had a chat with David about this and that
And I gave him my word that I'm not a rat
Or a snake or vulture or anything vile
And that I may stick with him for a long while.

But I did talk with one that I just didn't trust
I think it may have been the topics discussed
Like people lying about being a newbie
What does it matter? Stop being a booby!

The booby is Jee, I will tell you that
I hope that he trips on the welcome mat
And is unable to compete for important power
If he ends up my partner, I think I'll just cower.

Cause we'll likely have partners for this HoH,
Who will be mine? Will it be Rach?
My fellow houseguest from BB6,
There are quite a few of us in the mix.

But for now, enough chatter!
I'll be fine no matter.
I'm James, I'm the veto king!
Just watch me do my thing!

[Nick]

stop being creative. GOD.

[James Rhine]

Oh my good golly!
I'm now aligned with Holly!
If we win, that would be "ducky"
I hope we can be so lucky.

[James Rhine]

Check this out, for real.
You know what would be ideal?
If Red combined with Yellow
I'd be one happy fellow.

I'm talking Holly's room and mine.
It would be so fine
For the 10 of us to align
We'd be dangerous by design.

[Natalie]

nice:D

[James Rhine]

A 10 man alliance indeed does exist
If outsiders found out, they be rightly pissed.
But I'm an insider with some of the best,
So I don't really care about all of the rest.

David and Holly, Janelle and Roddy
I can't help but feel just a little bit naughty
About the formation of this super group
Because those others will be so easy to dupe.

Amy and Sarah, and Nathan and Drew
To these 10 peeps, I plan to stay true
At least for now and the next little while,
To avoid being part of the next eviction pile.

Me and Danielle, we round out the bunch
But Danielle has been dealt a sucker punch
She's been sick for a bit, hope she returns
So we can put to rest all our concerns.

How far we'll all go remains to be seen
Been focusing for now on a game that is clean
But might have to get dirty down the line
If I want victory to be mine.

[James Rhine]

There's a bit of doubt that has been cast,
I do hope that our alliance does last
Past this week and into the next
Otherwise, I'll be perplexed.

This Santa person put us in a weird position
I think causing suspicion was their mission.
And they did succeed, because it now seems,
That certain people might want out of the team.

Regardless, I think it's wise to stay true
To Holly, Janelle, and David, but not Drew.
Because someone (or him) was wearing his skin
When they tried to split up our group from within.

The best thing for me this week would be
To win HOH and be keeping my key
Around my neck as a sign of safety
But I think I screwed up, so I guess we'll see.

It should be interesting either way
I don't think I'm a threat and will likely stay
To compete for the power another day
At least I'm hoping, at least I pray.

[Jessica Hughbanks]

HAPPY NEW YEAR


(p.s like the thread name <3)

[James Rhine]

Thanks Jess, same to you!
Seems like this year really flew!

[James Rhine]

So it's only week three
and in trouble I be
Say my friends so secretly

George wants to backdoor
What a dirty whore
I should knock him to the floor

It doesn't make sense
I might sit on the fence
But in comps I make no difference.

[James Rhine]

It was so sad to see Holly go
She was my girl, if you didn't know.
But I still voted to evict her
and Roddy was the victor.

It was terribly tough
And kind of rough
to have to vote one out.
But I thought that with Roddy
I'd have a better shot-ty
And hopefully that's true, no doubt.

And Nakomis has won the power
of HOH this week, it's true.
She happens to be my partner
in the food competition too.

I think I'm in a good position
Friends with everyone, at least I'm wishin'.
I wonder who will be nominated
For that, at least I won't be hated.

I don't really know where Nakomis stands,
Who are who enemies, who are her friends?
I guess we'll find out sooner or later
Hope it's sooner, I hate being a waiter.