Why I Should Win

[Nathan]

b/c I wrote this

Nathan, Jee, Nakomis, James and Amy must be included in this short story said Meow mix,

Erika – she has a nice face… she’s a horse face
Rachel – wait Rachel is a horse face, but she licks my bum
Michelle – she has too much make up – she is underage just my liking
Holly – she is a doll --- she is a manican
Jean – season 1 famous --- season 1 asshole
Chicken – he is sexy --- he like chicken shit
Will – he is a carrot ---- he is inactive
Kaysar – he is a nice man --- he is a bum
David – he looks nice---- he has sqaids
Drew – He is attractive ---- he won big brother skank season
Justin – reminds me of idol --- he reminds me of Canadians
Roddy – he looks good in carrots =--- he is Candace
Janelle – she’s fun --- -she’s annoying
Danielle – she got 2nd place in her season ---- she’s got a big bum
Sarah – I love her <3 -------- she’s Canadian sorry 

[Nathan]

then I got high twice thats why

[Nathan]

b/c I gots to pee

[Nathan]

b/c I forgot I didn't have patns on

[Nathan]

b/c I preseed 7 on this key

[Nathan]

b/c I'm drunk

[Nathan]

b/c word has aids

[Nathan]

b/c my story sux

[Nathan]

b/c my toe is hot

[Nathan]

b/c I cant find word count

[Nathan]

b/c I have orange juice in the ktichen

[Nathan]

b/c I said hi

[Nathan]

b/c this is 27 posts

[Nathan]

b/c I see tape

[Nathan]

b/c meow loves me