#5.
One day five friends went to a party. Their names were Nathan, Jee, Nakomis, James and Amy.
James had never been to a party with these friends before. They were all so excited. Nakomis was especially looking forward to the alcoholic beverages. Nathan was looking forward to the bunnies that were promised to be there. Amy was going for the cheese. Jee was told there were going to be competitions that he could win and James wanted to let loose.
When they arrived, they found that the party was over. Or at least it appeared that way. They went inside and saw nobody around.
“Hello?” James called out. There was no response. It was quiet.
“This is weird, isn’t it?” Nakomis asked, as she took a chug from an open beer bottle.
“Yes, it’s weird. Especially since it’s still early,” Nathan said as he looked at his watch.
“But there has been a party,” Amy commented. “The place is trashed.”
She went into the kitchen to look for some cheese. She found some sitting on this giant piece of wood, and when she went to take a nibble, this giant piece of metal closed shut on her, trapping her there. She cried out for help, but to no avail. Poor Amy.
Nathan went upstairs to check out the bedrooms. The first one was empty, but in the second one, there was a cage full of bunnies. He squealed with excitement as he let them out to play.
Just as he was about to call out to the others, the bunnies all at once attacked him and tore him to shreds. Poor Nathan.
Nakomis, Jee, and James wondered where there friends had gotten to.
As Nakomis headed for the kitchen, she slipped on some alcohol that had been spilled earlier that hadn’t been cleaned up. She didn’t get back up. Poor Nakomis.
“Hey,” Jee said to James. “I’m going to check out the basement. Maybe there are some games or competitions going on down there.”
But he tripped and fell down the stairs. Poor Jee.
Now James was all alone. He had come to the party to let loose and that’s what he intended to do. He stripped off all of his clothes and ran from room to room. He found Amy killed by the mousetrap, Nathan killed by the bunnies, Nakomis’ death by alcohol, and Jee at the bottom of the stairs. They were all dead.
James was so upset at the sight of all of his friends being dead, that he went insane and he died too. Poor James. Poor everyone.
But they all met up again in hell for one hot hot party. Yes, a hot party in hell. What other kind would you find there? At this party, they all had a hot time, and enjoyed each others’ company if you know what I mean.
They also ran into some old friends there too. There was Justin and David and George and Drew, a stripper named Jordan and a dude from Iraq. They all lived in hell together and partied all the time.
